Brahma Gyan

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Why does one of our friend have no girlfriend. I don't mean a friend who is a girl, but a real girlfriend. He does not have the gyan. He has some gyan. We have some gyan. But all of us do not know that we have that some gyan. Some know partially about it, some a bit more, some not so much. But nobody knows the eternal truth, the 'Brahma Gyan'. Having a gf or not having one. Does that make a huge difference in one's life. I don't think so. Just try to take things lightly. I have never been able to do it myself. Everyone's just trying for the same thing.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Industrial Sociology- "Piar Bhare factors"

Its the worst nightmare any homo sapien sapien can ever have. Yeah Maite (read: ya mate, you know its the ozzie style of the british lingo) you guessed it right- its the paper called dynamics of behavioural science in industry better known as sociology.

So what if someone asks you what is meant by Industrial Sociology n you cant answer the question. So what if you dont get a job in Wipro Technologies (coz you are not a normal guy -they take nearly all the normal guys in any fucking institute). So what if you dont get to study your favourite subject in college(if you have one anyways)....

Still you have to put in that extra effort to just get a passing grade in this subject no matter how boring, so irrelevant n possesses the best professor in the insti. Please yaar, its time for a Rang de Basanti (for all you aliens or non Indians , this word might sound french, but its actually the cult right now here in the land) to happen. But okai (again that ozzie toungue creeps in), everythin ha its time n so will this wave too. It will come only once i myself will have passed successfully in the subject (an assumption i m making right now which hopefully is true). N we will tell this fucking bastard of the teacher (he calls himself one n is not even ashamed to put a bad blot on this beautiful word) how bad a homo sapien sapien he is (yeah maite i had biology in my +2) n that he is the most hated person in the insti nthat he is the worst teacher of all times with his funny n stupid (now thats a gentleman's slang) english lingo n even more funny stance n the most funny thing is his smile (though very dreadful say most of my pals).

Every class of his is a new conflict between his fully leftist n my open ideas. This person idolizes the basic backward n narrow minded-caste system that prevailed in India till some time back, He hates women coming out of the purdah system n he even hates women for working in the industry. The height of his criticism to this change brought about by industrialization was evident from the comment he made in class saying that parents dont love their children so they send them to boarding schools.

Sorry guys, i m short of time now.... so will continue this discussion in the future. Otherwise you know i wont be able to pass this subject n then the new wave of revolution will not have a torchbearer (aint it???). N if that does not happen all the ppl will suffer at the hands of some demons of this insti for some more time. Its 9 20 am now and 11 30 we have the exam. So plz hope i do get the passing grades. (At least this much i can expect frm you ppl, cant i?)

Your views (be they leftist, rightist or middlist) are always welcome.

exam times ;)

hey guys n gals (if any) reading this blog.....
Its that part of the semester we like (read dislike) the most. So here we are with exams going on, n guys like me doing all the timepass stuff like these-writing blogs n then sending the link to all in the friends list.
Jonh Lenon said "They say i m a dreamer, but i m not the only one." (Hey, i think i m right here, n even if i m not, ukhad lo jo ukhadna hai).
OK. So let me modify this for ourselves: "They say i waste too much of my time, but i m not the only one." (Shitttt, bad attempt i guess!!!)

Haan so where were we? seeing this "OK" in the above line somewhere, i just remembered of this cool flash clip link sent to me by some of you where a california guy (shitting asshole) says the world is going to end soon, all the countries (yeah mate, u guessed right. India was one of them too) will go on a nuclear war with each other. Only California will remain alongwith Hawaii n Alaska. So this guy pronounced "OK" as "okai" just as the chinese (fucking assholes) do. N i got a headache after a long time listening to his sick accent (coz the guy is frm california, but his accent is chinese. now some ppl might give some genuinely cool reasons to support that nerd, but i give a damn to them too) not due to the flick-it was pretty decent comedy stuff- but due to my unstoppable laughter. ......... ("Now what was that....... u r a bullshit guy, seriously"- thats me thinking, though rarely)

Ya so coming back to the point, we have our exams going on right now. U will agree with me on the point that during exam time, we ppl are the peak of our creativity. Just for example, i was sitting in the loo when i got an idea to write this blog n send the link to all of you nerds (n i m sure some of us are, seriously). N i m sure u will again not hesitate to agree with me on the point that......... ok i agree i m a very forgetful person, n by the time i went to "tilak de cafe" n came back right now, i forgot what the point was.

Tilak is like a boon to all us guys who toil hard at night for the exams the next day. So what if we study only on the night before (I even dont take that much pain, i study in the morning for a max of 2 hrs). We always pay a visit to this mecca of cheap (n still decent) junk food at nights during exam time. All the ppl think we just took a break frm the hectic study jinx. Its still hectic when u consider playing FIFA till 11 pm n then writing blogs, n then doing all the stuff that even on a non-exam day i dont find my brain making plans for. Just for example (here i go again with another one of my bad attempts, ha ha) i started surfing wikipedia n searched for sociology topics such as communism, karl marx (the nerd God of communism- dickhead theory) n then went on to spend 30 mins of my (so called) valuable time reading the history of Mao Zedong (another nerd, protagonist of communism).

Sociology .... oops!!! Its dynamics of behavioural science in industry (if i m not wrong, n even if i m, uljuh) exam will kill me in the morning. Right now the time is 1 20 am in the morning n dont even know the "s" of sociology (its my tribute or rather my ode-coz i m not a v good poet- to the best teacher i have ever known pyare). Dont know, rather dont care whats it going to be in the paperin the morning, but one thing is for sure, this weekend is going to be great. I dont know how i came upon that conclusion, its just my "intuition". Sometimes i feel the need something new now, some new phenomemon- like we had counter strike. Life gets boring once the craze fazes out. Hostel life is meant to be more exciting than a bomb under ur arse n u being unaware of the fact (coz now u know u are a nerd indeed) n others laughing at you. Or for that matter, more exciting than kissing Angelina Jolie (for real dudes, i m not talking of kissing her pic on ur pc). Or still, more exciting than Dhoni hitting sixes (for a change, i believe its a good example, not one of my regular bad attempts). So guys lets make it a happening place.

Haan, so guys n gals, u r free to post anything u like on this blog. Just take care u dont post slangs n such unacceptable stuff. (Still if u want to u are most welcome, waise i know glas are not good at that.....)
This series will be continued........ ur valuable suggestions n criticism are welcome (but not beyond a limit- fuck the critics, ha ha!!!) N now i know some of you will have already come up with the idea of making blogs of your own n then passing onto others for comments. U r free to do that, who am i to stop you anyways. Still it will spoil the mood, coz nobody is interested to read 20 blogs n then post on all of them. Only trusted ones n those of real good quality are generally preferred by all of us, n i m not saying mine is really good (in fact, i dont need to say tha, do i?)